Job Description
Sheep
Job Title: Sheep
Reports to: the Shepherd
Compensation: Eternal Life
Benefits: Everything you need
Job Summary
The job of a sheep is to follow the Shepherd and stay close to Him. Period.
Duties and scope of responsibility
- Responsible for doing whatever the Shepherd says
- Should acknowledge their role as a sheep (not very smart)
- Should not try to go their own way
- Depends on the Shepherd for every need, big or small
- Watches the Shepherd closely and learns His ways
- Helps other sheep (or not-yet sheep) get to know the Shepherd better
- Becomes close friends with the Shepherd
- Loyal to the Shepherd
Skills required
Candidates for this position are accepted "as is". It will be the Shepherds responsibility to fit them for the job. The only requirement is a willing and open heart. Even then the Shepherd can offer training.
Working conditions
By the world's standards, the working conditions can often be very poor. Position requires a long journey, climbs over steep mountains and through dark valleys. However, the Shepherd will always be leading and there is no need to fear. He will carry when necessary and knows the way quite well. He has promised green pastures and still waters. He also restores souls.
This job is particularly for the faint of heart, who feel the need of their Shepherd. All applications accepted. The job will require death to self, but will provide life everlasting and unquenchable joy. The Shepherd loves His sheep fiercely, and will adopt as His own all who wish it.
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